Unsolicited draft of Noynoy's inaugural speech

I heard from a little bird that someone notable will be writing the speech to be delivered by President-Elect Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III in his inauguration as 15th President of the Republic. From what I know about this noted person, it might be prudent to highlight certain requirements made public about the nature of this speech-to-be.

What better place to find these requirements than a report released by the Aquinos’ big-bucks publicist:

MANILA, Philippines—President-elect Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III wants a simple inauguration and his speech will be short but “encompassing.”

Hmmmm, short but encompassing

Hey I can do that. And do that I just did.

Here, Mr President, is my unsolicited draft for your consideration:

My fellow Filipinos:

I stand before you today humbled by the mandate you have given me to lead you in the coming six years. Through that mandate you had expressed your “hope” for a better Philippines. It is a “hope” that was first kindled by the murder of my father twenty seven years ago and, by the time my mother became President three years after, fanned into a raging flame by the same passion you all had exhibited over the course of the campaign. The obvious parallels between the “miracle” that is the advent of the Second Aquino Administration today and my mother’s ascent to the Presidency in 1986 — both of which were propelled by the same passion — is beautifully done justice by the words of my good pal Conrado de Quiros in describing this “miracle” as “an Edsa masquerading as an election“.

But campaign rhetoric is for campaigns — a chapter in our history I hereby close today. I stand before you now as President of our proud Republic. As such, the job at hand is a tough one — indeed, it has been called the toughest job in the land. And I now face it not with the heart of a salesman, as I have in the last six to eight months, but with the fortitude of a STATESMAN — what befits a true leader of the Filipino people. For it is only with statesmanship that I can give substance to the hope you harboured as you marked Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III on your ballot in May of this year. And it is only through statesmanship that I can motivate those who marked a different name on their ballot to work with us in defining and achieving what we envision the Philippines of 2016 to look like.

For now, I would like to leave you with two things, (1) my heartfelt thanks to all who have supported my candidacy and (2) an invitation to all who provided healthy competition to this candidacy to join us in our efforts to build a strong nation.

Mabuhay ang Pilipino

There is much to be said but little that can be articulated at this point. And I believe the above pretty much encompasses what the Second Aquino Administration needs to step up to over the next 100 days — a period that is traditionally seen to be a showcase of what will ultimately define the rest of the term.

Good luck, Chief. By no means was I a big contributor to your campaign, but hey, I have faith in you being stately enough to see past that.

Hail to the Chief!
nyek nyek

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42 Responses to Unsolicited draft of Noynoy's inaugural speech

  1. ricelander says:

    And he wants to be called PNoy. With Filipinos’ genius for making names, in a few months, he’ll be Penoy, mark my word. Who would be his Blut? http://antipinoy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif
    My advice to Noynoy: use BSA3 or maybe something else, for goodness sake.

  2. ricelander says:

    haha sorry don’t know how to insert the smiley!

  3. Bray says:

    Great speech, though I doubt Noynoy would opt to use this one since he’s never really shown any humility and would probably not want to be quoted for saying he’ll do his job properly.

    BTW, did anyone catch the Talkasia interview of Noynoy on CNN? came home earlier and was surprised that CNN does come up with s#*t from time to time.

  4. mel says:

    😆 “Lovely” speech!

    He needs to drink Red Bull some minutes before his Oathtaking. Baka makatulog, eh!

  5. innagadda54 says:

    I volunteered a campaign song for Noynoy. But probably had too much truth in it to get accepted. . BTW I did not volunteer to sing the campaign song. This was for demo purposes only.

    http://cornholiogogs.multiply.com/journal/item/1111/Its_Noy_Or_Never

  6. rego says:

    wow tonyboy cojuangco donated 100 milyon to Noynoys campaign. I thought it was the pisos piso who funded teh campaign. Hmmmm pano naman kay babawin ang mga perang yan?

    • J.B. says:

      It depends on his business interest how he could recoup his share of donation.

      For example, if he’s into construction (not necessary under his name but a dummy will do), he can ask for just one big project. A huge project costing billions of pesos usually has at least .05% constructor profit. Plus materials, plus labour plus contingency.

      100 million is just a piece of cake. Remember Villiar spending more than 5 million?

    • ChinoF says:

      And everyone was so afraid of Villar then, that he’s the one making bawi all he spent. Now people are getting a rude awakening: who’s the REAL one making bawi for a lot more election expenses?

      • J.B. says:

        It would be good if PCIJ will keep an eye on TonyBoy. That is of course dependent if PCIJ investigator wont yield to the lure of moolas.

        I think Marites VItug project of “Beyond Reasonable Doublt” can have another readied book title to boot. “How TonyBoy Recoup His Donations”.

      • Lilly says:

        Eh, I’d be more scared of the candidate who’s going to recoup the money borrowed from (vulture-like) supporters than the candidate who’s spending his own money and is not beholden to anyone.

        I wonder why the millions who voted for Noy didn’t even think about this one. Andaming babayaran ni Noynoy.

      • ChinoF says:

        Exactly guys. It may turn out the winning president right now is the one with the most election expenses to pay back. A lot more than the supposed “evil” candidate.

      • innagadda54 says:

        You mean to say Conrado “Aragorn” De Quiros lied to me? He said Noynoy owes no one. No utang nang loob. 🙄

      • Hyden Toro says:

        Don’t take the Guy seriously (De Quiros). He is lying thru his teeth…

    • Hyden Toro says:

      KamagAnak, Inc, on the move to win election. These are double talking, double faced people. Don’t believe what they tell you. Look at what they do.

  7. ar says:

    akala pa naman ng mga yellow volunteers mula sa kanilang paghihirap kaya nanalo si noynoy at yung piso pisong limos.

  8. Hyden Toro says:

    Noynoy Aquino did not say anything in his inagural speech. He was just praising his parents, EDSA, and his apologist, Mr. Quiros. Does the fellow has a program to run the country? He did not touch any of this premise. He just hope things will be better, under his term. And that, he is mandated by destiny to be our President.

    I can also hope that I will win the lottery tomorrow. If I will not win. My hope is gone. Back to the stark reality of my life.

  9. ulong pare says:

    … daaaang

    … hay naku… like prez ate glo, prez abnoy was another god’s anointed prez… he doesn’t need to do anything… just pray and get his rocks off by his pers pukekek… kasi, no pers laidy… 😳

    … flip gung gongs’ favorite saying: “BAHALA NA ANG JUICE OOOOPSIE DIOS”…

    … flipland’s previous and current prez are all god’s anointed…

    … kasi sabi ni kaksucker padre damaso/katolickdicks: the poor shall inherit the heaven… :mrgreen:

    … bahala kayo sa buhay ninyo… y’all harden der (manigas kayong lahat)

  10. thirdy_chelsea says:

    “And it is only through statesmanship that I can motivate those who marked a different name on their ballot to work with us in defining and achieving what we envision the Philippines of 2016 to look like.”

    — ano nga uli yung naging sagot niya sa sinabi ni FVR regarding healing of “wounds”? I don’t think Noynoy would take this speech to heart. Lip service lang lahat! Amfanget nya! ❗

  11. thirdy_chelsea says:

    😳

  12. Concerned_citizen says:

    He’s still your president not mine. hahahaha

  13. GUGU says:

    GO NOYNOY! OTHER PRESIDENTS OUT THERE… YOU SUCK!! 🙄 NOYNOY RULES!! L-)

    • sarcasmgasm says:

      U MAD? 😆

    • Hyden Toro says:

      😀 The fellow is “ON High” in Yellow Cloud. Come down to Earth, Dude… In the Science Fiction stories; there are some Beings called “Humanoids”. In our country, the are Beings called “Aquinoids”.

      These are what “Aquinoids” do:

      1. They flash the “L” sign for “lap dance”.

      2. They Sing “Bayan Ko”. To get more ‘on high”.

      3. They think that Marcos is still alive. Although, he is there fully dead in his hometown.

      4. Thier ways of thinking or IQs are like their leader: Noynoy Aquino, an imbecile.

      5. They perpetuate the EDSA nostalgia. Source of their “On High”. Like a Shabu. It needs to be replenished to continue their delusions.

      6. They are helped by the Lopez Media Network; their unabashed promoters.

      7. They have the delusions that Cory Aquino is a Saint. Kris Aquino is a good role model. And that baldheaded hollow head: Boy Abundia, a good Cabinet Official.

      8. They believe Noynoy Aquino is mandated by Heaven to be a Mesiah.

      Welcome to Noynoy Aquino”s Wonderland! You will see the Best!

    • Aegis-Judex says:

      And when the whole country goes south, you’d wish you would eat your words big time. My Yellow friend, I feel sorry for you.

  14. barbara says:

    hoy tapos na ang kampanya june26 na.

    • Hyden Toro says:

      We have the Right to Voice Our Opinions in the way our country is governed. This is our country. Noynoy Aquino is our employee, not our Boss. We (the people) are his Bosses. We have to supervise him, if he is doing a good job; fulfill his promises and examine his competence very well. He hid his competence during the campaign, with the help of the Lopez Media Network.

  15. mark says:

    what is that ? in the time there was a response/pledge from the selected people. WHY the didn’t include IMAM,PASTOR or MINISTER? what can you say about it ????????????????????????

  16. fourcutes says:

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    MUSt rEMOVE ThIS SPAM SITE

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    MOTHERFUCKERS !!

    • BongV says:

      Nah. YOU suck!

      YOU ARE A TEENIE WEENIE  pieCe OF **** IN THE INTERNET !!

      MUSt rEMOVE YOUR SPAM SITE style of communication

      THIS SITE IS FOR GAYS ONLY – Is that why you came to post here, because you thought it was a gay site – you came here to post because it’s for gays only? and you posted? what does that make YOU dumbass.. LOL

      MOTHER****ERS !! – the best ones there are – now bend over – we’ll take turns f*cking your ears – the only thing that’s virgin in your darn pig’s body.

  17. Edik says:

    had i not read the date of the post, i could have sworn, like a new president, that you wrote the one delivered by Pnoy (where’s the balut?) at the grandstand today. only it has more. like it was election still.

  18. chelsea says:

    Why are you people so cynical??

    Exactly the type with talangka mindset… Give him a chance.. Do away with the crab mentality… Ask yourselves… me nagawa na ba kayo para sa bayan other than post negative comments?

    I did not vote for him but I am willing to give him a chance. That is what we should all do if we want to move forward.

    • BongV says:

      Why are YOU so delusional?

      Give him a chance to bungle some more? Are you kidding?

      Ask ourselves what have we done?

      Anong gusto mo – magpataasan tayo ng ihi at magbilangan ng nagawa? Right now – I’ll say, I had a team that I managed which brought in $1B to Davao City in a period of three years. Of course, my output was claimed by the Davao City Gov’t because I worked for them. If it was left to the DTI-BOI, syet, puro kulelat. – And that’s just for starters.

      make my day – i’ll show more of mine – show me yours!

      Now let me ask YOU – what have YOU done?

      • ulong pare says:

        … daang

        … aya yay ya yay… konting hinahon, ‘insan…

        … flips are high on shabu… sunog na ang hutak…

        … my dalawang sentimos: every flipland’s major calamities, natural or unnatural, my basureros are on duty…

        … y’all won’t gonna miss ’em… mga poging-poging and he-men, manly men… laglag ang thongs ng mga sexy gurlz…. hooya…

        … on the side, my li’l biznez is booming, employing tambays, bangketa vendors, etc >>> boteeee… garapaaa… bakallll… dyaryo….

        … and what y’all got in your mouth ooooopsie wallet???…

    • shereen says:

      I agree…

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